Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Wisdom Teeth...

Have you ever had your wisdom teeth taken out?
I did in December and my parents told me I was very "high" on drugs.
I was making them laugh from the time the procedure was done, until the time I finally fell asleep again.
I wish they could have video-taped me so I could watch it.
Luckily this girl's family taped her.





"I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace, to the land of the blueberries. And we eat onions all day...mushrooms... sometimes if were lucky we get papaya. He flies me around and I hang on to the unicorn, and we float away to the land of the ease... and we float float float... who's in the house? JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house? JC! Tell me who's in the house? JC! Jesus Christ is in the house today. Are you okay? Are you okay?! I'm Okay. I'm just (gibberish) gospel. You got a mouth full of cotton. I'm so thirsty. It's peculiar. It's quite peculiar! ... "

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